I'm Rachel, a twenty-two-year-old college student living in the desert.espresso shots. garage rock. postmodern lit.
It’s not Christmas without Hebrew Hammer!
Hebrew Hammer "Who’s the certified, circumcised dick that’s a sex machine to all chicks?"
Happy cha-noo-kah day one! May Uncle Max the Hanukkah Man visit each and every one of you!
Shabbat Shalom, Motherfuckers!
almost time to put the Hanukkah Bush up Shabbat Shalom motherfuckers!